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All of Family’s Heirlooms From Fleet Farm

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EPA Rolls Back Limits On Piranhas In Drinking Water

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Roseau Man Beginning to Consider Possibility He May Never Date Kim Kardashian

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‘Umm, If a Doggo Gets Hurt In This Movie, I’m Gonna Riot!’ Posts Person Who’s Denied the Palestinian Genocide for the Past Three Years

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Introvert’s Deep Seated Trauma Traced Back to Time Teacher Instructed Class to Break Up Into Small Groups

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Governor Walz in Heated Road Rage Confrontation, Calls Other Driver ‘Weird’

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Tina Smith Takes Job as Cream Corn Lobbyist

11 months ago Daniel Freborg
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ICE Deploys Imperial Star Destroyer To Deport Single Minneapolis Restaurant Worker

12 months ago Tyler Martindale
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Majority Of Blaine Couple’s Fights Over Trying To Remember What Store New Store Used To Be

1 year ago Tyler Martindale
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Local Woman Achieves Perfect Balance of Depression and Anxiety in Order to Deep Clean Apartment

4 years ago Georgia Bebler
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I Lived It: My Friends Invited Me to Slack Line

4 years ago Morgan Gray
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Gov. Walz Officially Changes State Seal to “Dark Side of the Moon” Album Cover After Legalizing of THC Edibles

4 years ago Casey Marble
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First Avenue Renounces Dave Chapelle With Venue Change, Free Publicity, Adding Two Additional Sold Out Shows

4 years ago Brian Matuszak
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Lake Bde Maka Ska Offers $35 to Rent a Canoe or $15 for the Memory To Be ‘Total Recalled’ Straight Into Your Mind

4 years ago Matthew Schneeman

As many Minneapolitans tackle their summer bucket lists, one popular activity is renting a canoe…

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Local Goths Melting in Heat Wave Compromise and Start Wearing Grey

4 years ago Matthew Schneeman
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Swag Alert: This 9th Grader Finished Her Summer Reading Early

4 years ago Aron Woldeslassie
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Byron Buxton Honored To Be Chosen for All Star Game Injury

4 years ago Matthew Christopher Berg
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Man Walks Superior Hiking Trail To Justify Buying 48-Pack of Chocolate Chip Clif Bars

4 years ago Matthew Schneeman
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MN Republicans Request That All Future Bills Have More Pictures

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Jacob Frey Tries First Legal Edible, Somehow Has Violent Coughing Fit

4 years ago Nordly Staff
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MN Republicans Now Required To Write Legislative Book Reports

4 years ago Nordly Staff
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Ghost Haunting Split Rock Lighthouse Bored as Fuck

4 years ago Tyler Martindale

The ghost that haunts the North Shore’s historic Split Rock Lighthouse has revealed that he’s…

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Amid Housing Crisis, Renters Move Into Little Free Libraries

4 years ago Rusty Detty

Facing the choice between astronomical housing prices and the slow, defeated march home to live…

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Uh Oh! The Butterfly Statue in Stillwater Gained Sentience and Now It Has Flown off With All Our Sons!

4 years ago Georgia Bebler

STILLWATER — Oh great heavens, what terrible news! The darling little metal sculpture of a…

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Surprise! Minnesota United Fan Also Enjoys Craft Beer!

4 years ago Jonathan Gershberg
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Getting in the Bastille Day Spirit: General Mills Just Announced That Count Chocula Was Alive in 1789 and Imprisoned in the Bastille for Assaulting a Tax Collector

4 years ago Tyler Martindale
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Le Sueur Grandmother Keeps Foil Lid Attached to Sour Cream Container To Protect Its Modesty

4 years ago Morgan Gray

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‘I’m Just Afraid of Commitment,’ Says Chaska Woman Who Has Used the Same Password for Everything Since Middle School

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