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‘It’s Only 37°’ MPLS City Council Adopts Celsius to Combat Heat Wave

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Not Again: All 11,000 Runners in Duluth’s ‘Grandpa’s Marathon’ Have Stopped Running Ten Minutes in To Drink Black Coffee at a Hardee’s and Talk About Their Favorite Burt Lancaster Movies

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Frustrating event organizers and fans alike, all 11,283 runners in Duluth’s annual “Grandpa’s Marathon” have…

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Niece’s Dance Recital Somehow Being Brought to You by First Ave

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Visit Paisley Park To Pay Tribute to the Man Who Who Wrote the Song Your Mom Probably Lost Her Virginity To

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Paisley Park’s Celebration is back for the first time since the pandemic, which is a…

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Dad Caught Practicing “Halloween ‘91 Blizzard” Story in the Mirror

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Bullies Feverishly Examine Zeitgeist for New Insults Before First Day of School

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Douchey Edina Man Brings Cello to House Party

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EDINA — A house party in Edina ground to a screeching halt when, entirely unprompted,…

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Kirk Cousins Celebrates Twin Cities Pride at Vikings Practice by Throwing Rainbow Interceptions

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Minnesota To Spend $93M on Motivational Posters, Bowl of Skittles To Address Mental Health

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Visit Golden Valley’s New Brewery That Is Just a Shipping Container With Stools in It

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Cringe Alert! This Powderhorn Resident Hasn’t Joined a Single Puppeteering Collective Despite Living in the Neighborhood for Six Months

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I Lived It: My Partner Brought Home a Klarbrunn Instead of Lacroix

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How To Enjoy Your Time at the Lake This Summer Knowing Your Ancestors Did Genocide Right Around Where You’re Day Drinking

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Hastings Mother Reminds You to Watch Your Tone When Talking to the Ham Salad Queen of ‘82

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“We Didn’t Do It!”, Minnesota Legislature Joins Timberwolves and Wild in Celebration of Non-Accomplishment

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MN Legislators Pass On $9.2B Budget Surplus for What’s Behind Door #3!

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4 years ago Brian Murphy

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