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All of Family’s Heirlooms From Fleet Farm

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‘Umm, If a Doggo Gets Hurt In This Movie, I’m Gonna Riot!’ Posts Person Who’s Denied the Palestinian Genocide for the Past Three Years

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Governor Walz in Heated Road Rage Confrontation, Calls Other Driver ‘Weird’

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Tina Smith Takes Job as Cream Corn Lobbyist

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ICE Deploys Imperial Star Destroyer To Deport Single Minneapolis Restaurant Worker

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Majority Of Blaine Couple’s Fights Over Trying To Remember What Store New Store Used To Be

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Hastings Mother Reminds You to Watch Your Tone When Talking to the Ham Salad Queen of ‘82

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‘I Could Never Live in St. Paul’ Says Man Looking For Parking

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“We Didn’t Do It!”, Minnesota Legislature Joins Timberwolves and Wild in Celebration of Non-Accomplishment

4 years ago Brian Matuszak
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MN Legislators Pass On $9.2B Budget Surplus for What’s Behind Door #3!

4 years ago Rusty Detty
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Maiden Voyage of USS Minneapolis-st. Paul Runs Aground After Failing To Execute Downriver Zipper Merge

4 years ago Brian Murphy
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After Five Years Teachers Can Resume Field Trips To See Sparky the Sea Lion at Como Zoo, and Multiple Questions of ‘Why Does Sparky Look Different?’

4 years ago Catherine Hansen

ST. PAUL — After five years, the Sparky the Sea Lion Show is finally returning…

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Couple Clearly Phoning in Third Maternity Photoshoot

4 years ago Rick Baustian

MINNETONKA — Facebook friends of local parents Brien and Angie-Lee Miller have noted that the…

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Know Before You Go: All 30 Documents You’ll Need to Apply for a Real ID

4 years ago Tyler Martindale

On May 3rd 2023, all Minnesotans will be required to have a Real ID in…

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New York Times Editors Finally Admit They Cannot Find Minnesota on a Map

4 years ago Ben Friedman
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Minneapolis Declares Uptown ‘White Cultural District’

4 years ago Jonathan Gershberg
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Huh: Eagan Family Really Isn’t Going To Clean Up Their Tiny White Dog’s Disgusting, Seeping Little Eyes

4 years ago Morgan Gray

EAGAN – They say that beauty is in the eye of the beholder–except when those…

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Lucky! 13-Year-Old U of M Graduate Has Nine Extra Years to Pay Off Student Loans!

4 years ago Brian Matuszak

MINNEAPOLIS — The University of Minnesota was proud to hand a bachelor’s degree in Physics…

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Edina’s Memorial Day Celebration to Dazzle with “Eggshell, Umber and Taupe” Fireworks Display

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Report: Lake Gross

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MINNEAPOLIS — After conducting an extensive, 30-year longitudinal, double-blind study that also included a review…

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Gov. Walz Urges State Legislature To Use Budget Surplus for “Kick-Ass Rager” at Governor’s Mansion

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TripAdvisor Now Listing The Gay 90s under “Straight Tourism”

4 years ago Lily Noonan
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Ok, Pal: Man Thinks He Can Just Show Up to Tettegouche State Park Without a Reservation

4 years ago Jonathan Gershberg
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Opinion: Fuck, That’s a Lot of Geese

4 years ago Graham Sutherland

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