Farmer Discovers Sequel To Kensington Runestone About Goofy Time Three Vikings Had To Raise A Baby
KENSINGTON — In what could prove to be one of the most important archaeological finds…
Weird Guy Practicing Nunchucks In Crossroads Center Parking lot Earns Star On St. Cloud Walk Of Fame
ST. CLOUD — A weird guy who can often be seen practicing nunchucks in the…
Coquettish Little Gourd Pulls Focus on Minnetonka Woman’s Dining Room Table
MINNETONKA — There’s a new gourd in town and she’s just moved onto Donna Wagley’s…
Local Woman Waiting For Just The Right Moment To Drop Pseudo-Pagan Belief System On Unsuspecting Coworkers
COTTAGE GROVE — After three months of steady employment at the Chuck & Don’s Pet…
REPORT: 18-24-Year-Olds in Minneapolis Unlikely to Vote for Frey Because ‘He Has No Drip’
Survey results released by the Minnesota Research Data Center about generational factors that influence voting…
Jacob Frey Wistfully Fills Out Application for North Face Store in Galleria
EDINA — Plopped down at a table inside The People’s Organic, Minneapolis Mayor Jacob Frey…
Yikes: It Turns Out The Great Pumpkin Has Some Problematic Views On Gender Roles
The Great Pumpkin is in hot water this week after controversial statements the revered supernatural…
5 Times The Wisconsin Department Of Tourism Tried To Get Jason Momoa To Move There
For the better part of the last decade, the Wisconsin Department of Tourism has poured…
Minnesota’s Hottest New Rap Collective Debuts New Song About Being from the Trenches of Bearpath Golf & Country Club
EDEN PRAIRIE — A new local rap group called Saturdays Are For The Boyz In…
Report: 98% Chance Jacob Frey Currently Reading This Article About How He’s A Baby And We Hate Him
MINNEAPOLIS — A newly published study by sociologists at the University of Minnesota has concluded…
Enbridge To Replace Old Dilapidated Line 3 With Beautiful New Line 4
CALGARY — Multinational company Enbridge Inc. has announced it hopes to soon begin construction on…
Star Tribune Movie Reviewer Gives Stock Photo Of Police Officer 5 Stars
MINNEAPOLIS — Calling it “a riveting tour de force” and “a brutally honest character study…
The 5 Rejected Attractions That the Cowards at Scream Town Won’t Dare To Do
Spooky season is upon us, babes! Whether you’re more of a “pumpkin patch and Charlie…