Pathetic Satire Writers Ask You for Money
A local group of nerds who write satirical articles about the Upper Midwest are asking…
Plymouth Teacher’s Enthusiasm Already Depleted by Travis
Following a relaxing and rejuvenating summer, Plymouth middle school teacher Sarah Schroeder entered the school-year…
Trylon Cinema ‘Ironically’ Starts Showing Movies Everyone Wants To See
Following the success of “Nic Cage, National Treasure,” the Trylon Cinema in south Minneapolis has decided…
Historic Climate Change Bill Successfully Reburies Minnesota Under Massive Glacier
ST. PAUL — With congress allotting $373 billion to help fight the climate crisis, many…
State Fair Budget Cuts Force Giant Slide To Charge Additional Fee Halfway Down
ST. PAUL — The Minnesota State Fair opened this week to excited crowds eager to…
Opinion: Why My Goat, Malzibog, Devourer of Souls, Harbinger of Eternal Damnation, Deserves a Blue Ribbon at This Year’s Fair
ST. PAUL — As the mere mortal judges of Minnesota animal husbandry begin their annual…
Finally Living up to Its Name: Midtown Global Market Just Opened a New Stall That Offers a Taste of Mole Man Cuisine From Deep Inside the Hollow Earth
Midtown Global Market is at long last becoming truly global by adding a kiosk that…
Study: Ancient Markings Near Minnehaha Falls Suggest Humans Once Hunted 30 Foot Tall Penises
MINNEAPOLIS — A new survey of rock art near Minnehaha Falls suggests that prehistoric humans…