DNR Releases PSA Reminding Bears To “Get Thicc As Hell For Winter”
ST. PAUL — In an effort to remind the state’s population of nearly 15,000 black…
OPINION: If Mayor Frey Wants My Vote, Then He Has To Read My Fanfiction Of Him And Melvin Carter Kissing On The Mouth
Well, it’s local election season once more, and Minneapolis’s silly little boy-mayor is making the…
Not A Good Sign: The CDC Just Recommended People Start Brushing Up On Their Aztec Mythology
Well, this is definitely concerning. The CDC just updated its website with an incredibly disquieting…
The Minnesota Historical Society Just Clarified That James J Hill is The Name Of The House and the Person Who Lived There is James J Hill’s Monster
ST. PAUL — After decades of just letting it slide, the Minnesota Historical Society (MNHS)…
Wolves Still Confirming Date to Shatter Fan Dreams
MINNEAPOLIS — The Minnesota Timberwolves, fresh off a series of preseason wins against the Pelicans,…
Minnesota Man In Iowa Wanders Gas Station Liquor Section With Child-like Wonder
MASON CITY, IA — On a trip down south to pick up a trailer he…
THEY’RE JUST LIKE US! Amy Kloubachar Spotted Ripping Into Invasive Carp With Her Hands And Teeth
WINONA — It’s easy to be starstruck by a local celebrity! But luckily for all…
Outflanking Their Rivals: MN GOP Comes Out In Favor Of Increasing Minimum Wage To 25 Cool Rocks An Hour
Fighting back against accusations that their party doesn’t care about working-class concerns, the Minnesota Republican…
I LIVED IT: I Bought One Of Those 12 Foot Tall Skeletons, And Now Beautiful Goth Women Will Not Leave Me Alone
It’s rare that an impulse purchase changes the course of one’s life. Even a big…
Frey Proves He’s Not Police Stooge By Refusing To Let Chief Arradondo Tuck Him In Tonight
MINNEAPOLIS — Proving once and for all that he is a strong, incorruptible leader who…
Jacob Frey Still Deciding Which Of His Favorite ‘Imagine Dragons’ Tunes To Make Official Campaign Song
MINNEAPOLIS — Despite spending a large portion of the last few months thinking about it,…