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Used Car Shortage Solved by Rollout of 12V Battery Powered Hummers
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Fridley Woman Breaking Up With Boyfriend Must Not Fully Realize How Big A Pyramid He Just Built In Minecraft
FRIDLEY — Small business owner Gina Huff, 30, has just broken up with her longtime…
New Recruit Who Wants To Protect And Serve Can’t Wait To Pepper Spray Children
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Minneapolis Police No Longer Allowed to Do the Thing They Are Going to Do Anyway
MINNEAPOLIS — In a stunning rule change, the Minneapolis Police Department has announced they will…
Oh No: Jacob Frey Just Learned the Word ‘Indubitably’
In what is being described as a possible major campaign setback, somehow Jacob Frey learned…
Ryan Murphy To Announce New Horror Series Based on Minnesota Police
Hollywood megaproducer Ryan Murphy, known for creating the long-running anthology series American Horror Story which…
4 Chic Haircuts That Say, ‘Took High School Speech Team Way Too Seriously’
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Jacob Frey Offering Literal Get Out Of Jail Free Card To Anyone Who Promises To Not Bully Him
MINNEAPOLIS — With the mayoral election coming in just a few months Mayor Jacob Frey…