Commission Cop Blocks Charter Amendment
Photo by Tony Webster
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‘YOU FIGURE IT OUT!’ Screams Walz About School Reopening Before Flipping Podium
Photo by Lorie Shaull
U of M Coaches to Recruit In-State Viruses Only
Photo by Tony Webster Brian MatuszakBrian Matuszak has been trying to make Duluth funny for…
Bob Kroll Blames Personality on Liberal Media
MINNEAPOLIS—Lt. Bob Kroll, the head of the Minneapolis Police Federation, has responded to the public…
Calhoun Square To Be Renamed Racist Dead White Man Square
In a move that is causing both celebration and mass confusion, owners of the Calhoun Square shopping center are changing its name from a controversial one to one that might still be controversial?
Firework Shaped Like Smiley Face Fails To Lighten City’s Mood
Original photo by Joe Bielawa
White Girl Tips: How to Have Sexual Fantasies About Melvin Carter Without It Being Racist!
Look, we’ve all been there. You’re knee-deep in a daydream about Minnesota’s sexiest mayor (sorry, Roger Maki, you’re still Cloquet’s sexiest mayor!) when you realize your implicit bias and generations of racists tropes have casually made their way into the narrative.
Byron Buxton Ready to Start 60 Game Season on the 60 Day DL
Buxton, who has only ever played one non-injury plagued season since being called up to the majors in 2015, credits Twins legend Joe Mauer as inspiration.
“That dude was great” shouted Buxton, whiffing once again in the batting cages “He got paid plenty of money and couldn’t stay out of the DL to save his life.” Buxton then took a ball to the helmet, but was fine.
All Twin Cities Shows, Musicians Cancelled
Original Photos by Andy Witchger, Derrick Austinson Photog, and Brett Quiggle
MPD Centers The BIPOC Experience in Traffic Stops
In the wake of widespread civil unrest, the Minneapolis Police Department has vowed to center…
U of M Announces Brave Return to Generating Revenue This Fall
Following an academic year cut short by the ongoing COVID-19 pandemic, the University of Minnesota’s Board of Regents announced a brave return to generating revenue for the fall semester. The plan, which highlights an abbreviated academic calendar, virtual classes, and other significant departures from the standard campus experience, includes full price tuition.
Charles Lindbergh Statue Noticeably Sweaty
In the wake of the George Floyd protests, there has been a national movement of toppling statues of racist historical figures. Since the Christopher Columbus statue in front of the State Capitol was taken down by Native American activists, the nearby Charles Lindbergh has been noticeably different.
T-Wolves Execs Jealous of Trump Tulsa Rally Crowd Size
Photo by Bobak Ha’Er
Jason Lewis Has Picnic Basket Stolen in St. Paul Parking Garage By Smarter Than Average Bear
Original photo by Union Depot