Embarrassing! This Cat Has Been Immersed in English For 16 Years And Still Can’t Speak A Word Of It
When it comes to learning a second language, immersion is a universally trusted technique. So…
Early Minnesota Heat and Humidity Results in Record-Breaking Levels of Swass, Swoob and Swarmpit
The Minnesota Pollution Control Agency has released metrics that indicate that due to high heat…
Melvin Carter Laying Awake Nervously Wondering When Local Satire Site Will Inevitably Turn On Him
ST. PAUL — Despite having downed a calming mug of hot chamomile and dressing in…
Duluth Dad Prepares for Annual Unveiling of the White Legs
DULUTH — As Duluth transitions to the heat of summer, local dads are preparing with…
Sad: Jesse Ventura Keeps Calling The Capital To Ask If Its Too Late To Change His Official Portrait To One Done By A Chimp He Saw On YouTube
Well this is kinda sad. Apparently, a very desperate sounding Jesse Ventura has called the…
Glow Up! This Sidewalk Is Now A Big Ass Hole!!
MINNEAPOLIS — Watch where you’re stepping cuz there’s a new big ass hole in town….
Eden Prairie Brother Discovers Thai Restaurant That Actually Opened 15 Years Ago
EDEN PRAIRIE — As more and more Minnesotans are starting to dine out again, many…