Minnesota Celeb Watch: The Tornado From ‘A Serious Man’ And The Woodchipper From ‘Fargo’ Were Just Spotted Canoodling
It looks like love is in the air! And that air is spinning at upwards…
Nature Is Healing: White Dudes In Boat Shoes Are Returning to the Surly Taproom
ST. PAUL — As the world continues to struggle with the effects of climate change,…
New Research Suggests Minnesota’s First Governor Henry Sibley Led Double Life As The World Champion Of A Sport Called “Competitive Pants Wetting”
ST. PAUL — Newly published research from a team of historians at the University of…
OPINION: I’m Fully Vaccinated, And I Will Keep Wearing A Mask To Disguise The Horrible Facial Burns I Sustained in a Mysterious Opera House Fire
Governor Walz has lifted the state-wide mask mandate after the CDC announced last week that…
Dad Ceremoniously Opens Mahogany Box Holding Leather Sandals As First Day of Grilling Season Approaches
APPLE VALLEY — Now that the weather is consistently above 70 degrees, local dad Dan…
Lutheran Family Worried Adult Son Could Be Backsliding After He Left Raisins Out Of Potato Salad
HINCKLEY — A devoutly Lutheran family is concerned their adult son could be falling away…
Jacob Frey Spends All Day On Hold With South African Embassy Waiting To Ask If Chappie Is Real, If He Can Buy A Few
MINNEAPOLIS — After approximately five and a half hours of waiting, Minneapolis mayor Jacob Frey…
Traveling Soon? Here Are 4 Tips for A Smooth Trip When It’s Your Turn to Fly the Spirit Airlines Plane
As domestic and international travel re-commences and flight prices slowly return to pre-pandemic levels, those…
MPD Officer Tuckered Out After a Long Day of Upholding White Supremacy
“Whew, now THAT was a day!” said MPD officer Melanie Schnellgruber, as she drops her…
Lake Minnetonka Super Excited To Make Rich People With Boats Sick Again This Summer
Minnetonka — With spring slowly coming to an end many in the land of 10,000…
REPORT: You’re Not Wrong for Always Choosing Killebrew Drive, Lindau Lane Has Phony Vibes and Weird Energy
BLOOMINGTON — Officials from Bloomington’s Department of Transportation have recently confirmed that Lindau Lane has…