Mall of America M&M Store Already Bans 17 Men for Being “Weird” About Green M&M Statue
Bloomington — While the opening of the M&M’s store at the Mall of America has…
Every Boyfriend In Minnesota Forlornly Stares Off Into Distance Wishing They Could Be Fancy Ray
Every single boyfriend across all 87 of Minnesota’s counties simultaneously stopped what they were doing…
Four Spring Salad Ideas that Will Give You the Cutest Little Colon
Hi cutie! We know that after months of quarantine your bod is probably looking to…
St. Cloud Anti-Masker Bummed He Never Went Viral For Shouting Slurs At Costco Employee
ST. CLOUD — Following the end of the statewide mask mandate, St. Cloud resident and…
Breaking: Old Friend From Church Is Posting About Cancel Culture Again
ROGERS — For what seems like the fiftieth time today, your old friend from church…
Frustrated Ghost Wondering How Many Cups A Guy’s Got To Knock Over To Be Featured In The Anoka Ghost Tour
ANOKA — A ghost haunting a house in Anoka is currently feeling unacknowledged and wondering…
‘I Can’t Believe How Warm It Is!’ Exclaims Woman Who Has Experienced The Seasons Change Over 50 Times
BLOOMINGTON — It’s that time of year again: spring is in full swing, and temperatures…
Report: Walz Restriction Reason I Haven’t Been To The Gym In Five Years
As kitschy hashtags like #HotGirlSummer gain more and more popularity, gyms are a popular hotspot,…
MPD Adds Paid Administrative Leave to Job Duties
Following months of dialogue with community members, the Minneapolis Police Department announced today that it…