Valleyfair Plans To Open In Time For Delinquent Teens To Have Someplace To Terrorize This Summer
SHAKOPEE — For over a year, bored delinquent teens have been trapped in their homes…
Reconnect Rondo Project Puts St. Paul Dangerously Close to Doing Something Innovative And Cool
ST PAUL — Earlier this month, representatives for the ReConnect Rondo project spoke with Minnesota’s…
DNR High Council Senses Great Fear In Potential New Recruit
The Minnesota Department of Natural Resources’ High Council, meeting in their sacred enclave atop Split…
Where Is Your Friend in the Diamond Business When You Need Him Most?
MINNETONKA — During these emotionally charged times, many Minnesotans are finding themselves reaching out to…
You Hate to See It: Jucy Lucy Got Her Vaccine Before You Did
All your friends are vaccinated. Your mother is vaccinated. Your neighbors are vaccinated. The guy…
Local Satire Group Running Out Of Ways To Write About How The Cops Are Trash
MINNEAPOLIS — With yet another Black body gunned down by Minnesotan police, local satirical news…
OPINION: I’m A Freedom-Loving, Red-Blooded American And I Love It When The Governor Sets My Beddy-Time
There’s been lots of fussing over the past week, all because Governor Walz set a…
In Landmark Decision, US Supreme Court Agrees To Abolish Police If Colorful Instagram Infographic Gets One Million Likes
WASHINGTON D.C.— In an unprecedented move, the United States Supreme Court decided today that it…
Minneapolis Celebrates the Bare Minimum
The city of Minneapolis and the rest of the country are giddy in celebration after…
Denny Hecker Bestows Sash For Top Minnesota Grifter on MyPillow CEO, Mike Lindell
MANKATO — In a maskless ceremony in a Denny’s parking lot with little pomp for…
OPINION: I’ll Start A Thousand COVID Outbreaks If It Means My Daughter Bethany Gets To Finish Her Dance Team Season
Lately there’s been a lot of talk about how COVID variants are spreading due to…
Mayor Frey Rifling Through Closet of Performance Fleeces to Find Which One Best Conveys That He is Listening and Learning
MINNEAPOLIS — While the jury deliberates on a verdict for Derek Chauvin’s trial, Mayor Frey…
Little Free Basilicas Appearing in St. Paul
ST. PAUL — Several cathedral-shaped structures now line the streets of various St. Paul neighborhoods,…
Downtown Skyway Totally Haunted Now
MINNEAPOLIS — With the Derek Chauvin trial underway local and national news reporters have descended…