I’m Polyamorous!’ Explains Man Currently Pissing Off 3 Different Women
SAINT PAUL— After three blowout arguments in a single day, local man Cade Larson has…
Friend From Edina On Camping Trip Brings Along Classically Trained Bear In Case Regular One Doesn’t Do Anything Worth Instagramming
LAKE COUNTY — In an effort to ensure the venture’s success on social media, Edina…
Little Cousin On Fishing Trip Having A Bit Too Much Fun Ripping Worms In Half
GULL LAKE — Filling bystanders with concern for his future, 8-year old Dustin Greer is…
Update: Dad’s Just Standing Out in the Yard Again, I Guess
PLYMOUTH — In a developing story, Plymouth father John Hendrickson is just standing out in…
QUIZ: Are They Intimidating or Can They Just Pull Off a Jumpsuit?
With Minnesota fully open again, the hip people of the Twin Cities are trading their…
BREAKING: Albino Squirrel Absolutely Slaying
DULUTH — Strutting up and down an oak tree like it’s the runway at New…
Quiz: Are You a Carrie, a Samantha, a Miranda or Wanda the Walleye Twins Mascot?
It’s an age old question, but let’s face it: all of us want to know…
3 Twin Cities Lakes We Love Even Though They Smell Like Butts
One of the benefits of living in the Land of 10,000 Lakes is the ability…
Star Tribune Streamlines Article Writing Process By Replacing Entire Newsroom With Single Police Officer
MINNEAPOLIS — In an effort to streamline their article writing process, the Star Tribune has…
Mayor Frey To Travel To France To See If They’re Still Giving Cities Giant Copper Statues Or If That Was Just A One Time Kind Of Thing
MINNEAPOLIS — Hoping to increase the city’s prestige and celebrate his own mayoral accomplishments in…
An Intriguing Mystery: The State Legislature Just Changed Minnesota’s State Bird To “All Common Loons Except Kevin” Without Telling Us What Kevin Did
The Minnesota Legislature gathered for an emergency meeting at 3 AM last night and overwhelmingly…
I Lived It: Laura Ingalls Wilder’s Ghost Won’t Stop Haunting Me Because I Made Fun of Her on Twitter for Being Excited About Getting an Orange for Christmas
Some things in life defy explanation. They evade logic and reason, challenge every one of…
Despicable Anarchist Fixes Neighbor’s Fence In Exchange For Baked Goods
MINNEAPOLIS — In a move both alarming and deplorable, local anarchist Sage Beckett has repaired…