5 Patron Saints Performing At The 2021 Basilica Block Party
This year’s Basilica Block Party promises to be one of the best yet. Not only…
This Day In Minnesota History: The Minnesota 1st Infantry Regiment Celebrates Return From Gettysburg With Solemn Mini-Golf Round At Coon Rapids Lilli Putt
On today’s date in 1863, the surviving members of Minnesota’s famed 1st Volunteer Infantry Regiment,…
Confusing Billboard Either Pro-Pizza or Anti-Abortion
A new billboard erected off of I-94 north of Clearwater l has been causing confusion…
Minnesota State Fair’s Ye Olde Mill Ride Undergoing Massive New Two Light Bulb Renovation Prior to Opening
ST. PAUL — As preparations are underway for this year’s Great Minnesota Get-Together, there’s one…
So It Begins: This Fish Living In The Wreck Of The SS Edmund Fitzgerald Just Realized It Can Sublet A Room For A Little Extra Cash
In a major social development with potentially massive implications for the future of fishkind, a…
Softening Up Their Image: Enbridge Just Bought The Rights To The Pokemon ‘Eevee’ And Renamed It ‘Fun Oil Dog’
Hoping to improve their image and distract from their many controversies, multinational oil company Enbridge…
Face Painter at Pipestone County Fair In Over Her Head
PIPESTONE – Local woman and novice face artist Edith Mayer has asked for a moment…
Opinion: It’s My God-Given Right to Get into a Gunfight on the Ferris Wheel at the State Fair
I look forward to the State Fair like all the rest of you. I can…
BACK TO SCHOOL: 4 Tips On Asserting Dominance Over Your English Teacher
Back to school is just around the corner, and while you may be focused on…
Tough But Fair: The Ren Fest Has Announced Anyone Who Makes A Single Fucking Joke About The Plague Will Be Drawn And Quartered
SHAKOPEE — The Minnesota Renaissance Festival has announced that anyone who makes a single fucking…