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All of Family’s Heirlooms From Fleet Farm

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Roseau Man Beginning to Consider Possibility He May Never Date Kim Kardashian

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Tina Smith Takes Job as Cream Corn Lobbyist

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ICE Deploys Imperial Star Destroyer To Deport Single Minneapolis Restaurant Worker

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Majority Of Blaine Couple’s Fights Over Trying To Remember What Store New Store Used To Be

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Ryan Murphy To Announce New Horror Series Based on Minnesota Police

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Hollywood megaproducer Ryan Murphy, known for creating the long-running anthology series American Horror Story which…

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4 Chic Haircuts That Say, ‘Took High School Speech Team Way Too Seriously’

5 years ago Georgia Bebler

Are you looking to refresh your look? Has it been a minute since you’ve hit…

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Cool! This Charity Helps Adult Minnesotan Men Meet New Friends By Forcing Them At Gunpoint

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OREO Introduces New ‘Blood And Sweat Of The Working Class” Flavor

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Jacob Frey Offering Literal Get Out Of Jail Free Card To Anyone Who Promises To Not Bully Him

5 years ago Devohn Bland

MINNEAPOLIS — With the mayoral election coming in just a few months Mayor Jacob Frey…

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End of An Era: Josh Hartnett Is Selling His Winter Home Inside The Belly Of One Of the State Capitol’s Gold Horses

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Judge Demands Ballot Initiative Be Written In Clear, Easy To Understand Klingon

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Valley Fair to Debut ‘Paul Bunyan’s Rockin’ Divorce Hearing Timber Coaster’

5 years ago Morgan Gray

SHAKOPEE — There’s a new ride coming to Valley Fair that’s guaranteed to combine the…

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Minnesota Reveals It Is A Gemini Sun, Which Honestly Explains Everything

5 years ago Denzel Belin

A collective sigh of relief was uttered when last Saturday, Minnesota revealed over brunch that…

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“That Was Incredible,” Says Light Headed But Satisfied Customer Exiting Immersive Van Gogh Exhibit Holding Own Severed Ear

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Pitching In For Public Health: Target Is Designating The First Hour Of Each Tuesday And Thursday For Shoppers Who Are Fucking Morons

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3 Ways To Buy A House That Are All Just Pretending You’re White

5 years ago Denzel Belin

Hey potential homeowneristas! Tired of logging in to Instagram every day to see yet another…

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OPINION: If Jennifer Carnahan Can Vote To Give Herself A Severance, Then I Should Be Able to Steal the McFlurry Machine After Being Fired From The Shakopee McDonald’s

5 years ago Georgia Bebler

After GOP fundraiser Tony Lazarro was indicted on federal sex-trafficking charges earlier this month, Minnesota…

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At Last: MnDOT Has Finished Making 35-W Spell Out The Word “Ass” When Viewed From Space

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5 Back-To-School Outfits That You Can’t Stop Me From Wearing, Dad, I’m 15, That’s Practically An Adult

5 years ago Georgia Bebler

We all want to head back to class in style! Whether your school look is…

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Awkward! Both Twins From ‘The Shining’ Are Running For MN GOP Chair

5 years ago Tyler Martindale

Both Alexie and Alexa Grady, the twin demonic specters that once haunted the Overlook Hotel,…

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Campus Doomsday Preacher Rigorously Training For The Upcoming School Year

5 years ago Bianca Nkwonta

MINNEAPOLIS — The academic year has just begun for colleges and universities in the Twin…

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Governor Walz Announces Findings that Line 3 is Actually “Good for Women” Somehow

5 years ago Morgan Gray

ST. PAUL — In a surprise press conference yesterday, Governor Walz announced that despite the…

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