All of Minneapolis Man’s Friends Coincidentally Busy the Night of His Improv 101 Showcase
MINNEAPOLIS, MN. – In a unlikely turn of events, every single one of local man…
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Local Woman Splurges, Buys Second Cheapest Wine on Buffalo Wild Wings Menu
WOODBURY — In celebration of completing a hard week at work, local woman Beth McCormick…
Starbucks’ Decision to Phase Out Plastic Straws Forces Employees to Begin Killing Sea Turtles By Hand
LOS BARRILES, MEXICO — Following an announcement that Starbucks plans to eliminate plastic drinking straws…
‘I Am a Hero’ Thinks MN Man After Doing Bare Minimum Civic Duty
BLOOMINGTON — After doing all that was asked of him by voting in the Midterm…
Recently Widowed Minnesotan Overwhelmed by Pile of Tater Tot Hotdishes
Two months since the death of her husband, Maureen Mcdonald is now coming face to…
Uptown Guy Has Hot Take on ‘All This Me Too Stuff’
MINNEAPOLIS – With the conversation around sexual harassment and the treatment of women remaining in…
Vikings Aim to Increase Viewer Interest By Introducing Adorable Six-Year-Old Teammate
EAGAN—At a press conference at the TCO Performance Center on Monday morning, the Minnesota Vikings…
Modern Day Magellan Lives in St. Paul But Works in Minnetonka
ST. PAUL — Preparing to embark on another cross-city voyage, local woman Kelly Anderson woke…
Once Again, Co-op Customer Sheepishly Replies That She is Not a Member of the Co-op
MINNEAPOLIS — For the sixth time this month, area woman Julia Bender was forced to…
Minnetonka Moms Agree: ‘Hamilton is Fun, But Do They Have to Rap So Much?’
Hamilton, the hip-hop musical about the founding of America and the life of America’s first…
New MN Drivers License Design Features Iconic Images of Loon, Canoe, Socially Anxious Man Hiding In Bathroom At A Party
The Minnesota Department of Public Safety has unveiled a new Driver’s License design that features…
Local Woman Uses Two Exclamation Points in Work Email, Has to Quit Now
MINNEAPOLIS — Office administrator Stephanie Johnson is resigning in disgrace from Trusted Help Staffing Solutions…
‘Minneapolis Both Affordable and Full of Opportunity,’ Says White Man from Edina
MINNEAPOLIS, MN – Citing a half read Atlantic article and a few pieces of anecdotal…
Excelsior Residents Concerned Over Lack of Affordable Lakeside Mansions
EXCELSIOR – An increasing number of local residents are raising concerns over the lack of…